Istri Idaman pakar IT

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by Nixfar on Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:18 pm

Seorang sarjana komputer mencari istri yang selama ini dia idam-idamkan
dengan kriteria. Karena dia sangat terobsesi dengan dunia TI, maka ia
menerapkan sejumlah syarat yang juga "berbau" istilah TI.
Syarat-syarat itu adalah:

GUI Menarik, harus cantik hingga tidak bosan untuk selalu dipandangi tiap hari sepulang dari kantor.
Robust, handal dan tidak mudah capek.
Energy Saver, pintar mengatur jadwal
kapan harus istirahat setelah bekerja seharian mengurus rumah, tapi
langsung ON ketika dibutuhkan.
Network available, punya jaringan pertemanan yang luas biar nggak kuper.
Portable, siap dibawa kemana saja mengikuti penempatan kerja suaminya.
Responsive, tau apa yang harus dilakukan dalam kondisi darurat.
Plug and Play, tidak perlu diajarkan cara penggunaannya saat ada barang/perabot baru di rumah.
Ergonomis, pas di tangan dan tidak bikin lelah ... (apanya hayo?)
Multitasking, mampu mengerjakan
beberapa pekerjaan dalam waktu yang bersamaan. Misalnya, memasak di
kompor sekaligus mencuci menggunakan mesin cuci dalam waktu bersamaan.
Multilingual, bisa berbicara dalam minimal 2 bahasa, ketika berhadapan dengan suami dan ketika berhadapan dengan mertua.

Setelah sekian lama, akhirnya dia menemukan sosok yang diidamkan tersebut.
Puas rasanya mendapatkan istri idaman setelah melalui 1000 kota.
Tapi alangkah kagetnya dia ketika mendapati ternyata istrinya juga memiliki satu fitur tambahan, yakni MULTIUSER

_________________
And me......another lonely day
Unlike this Rain.......
Passes My Way........ Yes, I still continued to wait
For that special Day.........Always


Visit my base camp at
Spoiler:
avatar
Nixfar
The Architect
The Architect

Number of posts : 96
Age : 109
Location : World we work in
Registration date : 2007-12-12

Status Screen
Name: Sigurd
Class: Balancer
Hp:
150/150  (150/150)

View user profile http://nixfar.wordpress.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by Ryuichi on Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:01 pm

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK!!!
tambahan lagi! ternyata sang User punya 2 Istri se-atap (Poligami, kayak di 1 kompi ada Linux ama Windows)

Ryuichi
Freshman
Freshman

Number of posts : 23
Age : 25
Registration date : 2007-12-18

Status Screen
Name:
Class:
Hp:
150/150  (150/150)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by Rea_sekar on Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:06 pm

Dan sebenarnya istrinya itu merupakan Open Source (tanpa serifikat dan birokrasi rumit)...you know what I mean
avatar
Rea_sekar
The Architect
The Architect

Number of posts : 97
Age : 25
Location : Action OL [anagram]
Job/hobbies : Wikipe-tan
Registration date : 2007-12-11

Status Screen
Name: Maximal Cheetor Transmetal II
Class: Rogue
Hp:
200/200  (200/200)

View user profile http://rumit10111.wordpress.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by Neorhazes on Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:50 pm

aduh,
bingung gue mah..

hati-hati, kalo gak di firewall, istri loe bakal kena spam!

_________________
http://catetanlaen.wordpress.com
Kunjungi ya...
avatar
Neorhazes
Bureaucrat

Number of posts : 50
Age : 24
Location : Paris - New York - Makkah - Jakarta
Job/hobbies : United Nations - Al Umam Al Mutahaddah
Registration date : 2007-12-12

Status Screen
Name: Diplomatic Power
Class:
Hp:
160/160  (160/160)

View user profile http://www.friendster.com/blitzibieg

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by Kyon'ichii on Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:14 pm



Multi user kah....

well tidak perlu kaget karena hal itu adalah hal yang sering terjadi

_________________

"Ryou...the one I like is your sister....."
"I like Kyou...."
"Tomoya....."
"I like you...."
"I also like you, Tomoya."
"I've always... liked you, Tomoya."

Spoiler:
avatar
Kyon'ichii
Super Moderator
Super Moderator

Number of posts : 117
Age : 25
Location : Loli Rakuen
Job/hobbies : Lolicon Otaku
Registration date : 2007-12-18

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by sentauruls on Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:15 pm

nyahahahahaha...
avatar
sentauruls
Senior Classy
Senior Classy

Number of posts : 208
Age : 24
Location : behind the screen (?)
Job/hobbies : Freelancer, stealing script code XDD
Registration date : 2007-12-16

Status Screen
Name: wolf
Class:
Hp:
150/150  (150/150)

View user profile http://warthnorule.wordpress.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by recca__rebellion on Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:04 pm

multiuser? poliandri dun istrinya..


seremm..


hwlwwwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkkwk.... =]
avatar
recca__rebellion
Senior Classy
Senior Classy

Number of posts : 243
Age : 25
Location : JaPan [Jakarta Panas]
Job/hobbies : Student,, Shinigami [Soul Reaper]? / reading, playing, sleeping
Registration date : 2007-12-11

Status Screen
Name: IC Soul Reaper
Class:
Hp:
160/160  (160/160)

View user profile http://reccarebellion.wordpress.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by sentauruls on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:05 am

kok poliadri sih??

poli gami donkk
avatar
sentauruls
Senior Classy
Senior Classy

Number of posts : 208
Age : 24
Location : behind the screen (?)
Job/hobbies : Freelancer, stealing script code XDD
Registration date : 2007-12-16

Status Screen
Name: wolf
Class:
Hp:
150/150  (150/150)

View user profile http://warthnorule.wordpress.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by recca__rebellion on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:27 pm

klo istri yg banyak cowonya mah namanya poliandri...


open source?? wew
avatar
recca__rebellion
Senior Classy
Senior Classy

Number of posts : 243
Age : 25
Location : JaPan [Jakarta Panas]
Job/hobbies : Student,, Shinigami [Soul Reaper]? / reading, playing, sleeping
Registration date : 2007-12-11

Status Screen
Name: IC Soul Reaper
Class:
Hp:
160/160  (160/160)

View user profile http://reccarebellion.wordpress.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by sentauruls on Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:10 pm

oia ya.. haha ketuker.

open source??

wah.. bisa di otak-atik yaa..

hahaha
avatar
sentauruls
Senior Classy
Senior Classy

Number of posts : 208
Age : 24
Location : behind the screen (?)
Job/hobbies : Freelancer, stealing script code XDD
Registration date : 2007-12-16

Status Screen
Name: wolf
Class:
Hp:
150/150  (150/150)

View user profile http://warthnorule.wordpress.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Istri Idaman pakar IT

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum