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Post by Nixfar on Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:18 pm

Seorang sarjana komputer mencari istri yang selama ini dia idam-idamkan
dengan kriteria. Karena dia sangat terobsesi dengan dunia TI, maka ia
menerapkan sejumlah syarat yang juga "berbau" istilah TI.
Syarat-syarat itu adalah:

GUI Menarik, harus cantik hingga tidak bosan untuk selalu dipandangi tiap hari sepulang dari kantor.
Robust, handal dan tidak mudah capek.
Energy Saver, pintar mengatur jadwal
kapan harus istirahat setelah bekerja seharian mengurus rumah, tapi
langsung ON ketika dibutuhkan.
Network available, punya jaringan pertemanan yang luas biar nggak kuper.
Portable, siap dibawa kemana saja mengikuti penempatan kerja suaminya.
Responsive, tau apa yang harus dilakukan dalam kondisi darurat.
Plug and Play, tidak perlu diajarkan cara penggunaannya saat ada barang/perabot baru di rumah.
Ergonomis, pas di tangan dan tidak bikin lelah ... (apanya hayo?)
Multitasking, mampu mengerjakan
beberapa pekerjaan dalam waktu yang bersamaan. Misalnya, memasak di
kompor sekaligus mencuci menggunakan mesin cuci dalam waktu bersamaan.
Multilingual, bisa berbicara dalam minimal 2 bahasa, ketika berhadapan dengan suami dan ketika berhadapan dengan mertua.

Setelah sekian lama, akhirnya dia menemukan sosok yang diidamkan tersebut.
Puas rasanya mendapatkan istri idaman setelah melalui 1000 kota.
Tapi alangkah kagetnya dia ketika mendapati ternyata istrinya juga memiliki satu fitur tambahan, yakni MULTIUSER Istri Idaman pakar IT 713390

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Post by Ryuichi on Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:01 pm

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK!!! Istri Idaman pakar IT 513665
tambahan lagi! ternyata sang User punya 2 Istri se-atap (Poligami, kayak di 1 kompi ada Linux ama Windows)

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Post by Rea_sekar on Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:06 pm

Dan sebenarnya istrinya itu merupakan Open Source (tanpa serifikat dan birokrasi rumit)...you know what I mean Istri Idaman pakar IT 873222
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Post by Neorhazes on Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:50 pm

aduh,
bingung gue mah..

hati-hati, kalo gak di firewall, istri loe bakal kena spam!

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Post by Kyon'ichii on Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:14 pm

Istri Idaman pakar IT 513665

Multi user kah.... Istri Idaman pakar IT 873222

well tidak perlu kaget karena hal itu adalah hal yang sering terjadi Istri Idaman pakar IT 547135

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Post by sentauruls on Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:15 pm

nyahahahahaha...
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Post by recca__rebellion on Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:04 pm

multiuser? poliandri dun istrinya..


seremm..


hwlwwwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkkwk.... =]
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Post by sentauruls on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:05 am

kok poliadri sih??

poli gami donkk
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Post by recca__rebellion on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:27 pm

klo istri yg banyak cowonya mah namanya poliandri...


open source?? Istri Idaman pakar IT 376735 wew
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Post by sentauruls on Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:10 pm

oia ya.. haha ketuker.

open source??

wah.. bisa di otak-atik yaa..

hahaha
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